"Zelda goes even further in becoming a Mary Sue for the ages, and whines about how everything that's happened to Twink and his sister is allllllllll her fault. Twink laughs it off with about the gayest little giggle I have ever witnessed, before running back to his boat. Zelda waves at his back, all, 'Be careful...I love you...do me...' Poor girl. They didn't even leave her a vibrator...or a laptop for writing Twink/Zelda fanfic."
Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Part 7