"I make my way over to Mina and the other generic villager, who stutters 'M-M-Mina...w-w-would you like to s-s-spend some time with me?' I think he's supposed to sound nervous. 'I don't know!' Mina replies weepily. So, what exactly have we established from this little interlude, aside from the fact that half of McNeil wants a piece of Mina's poontang pie? Anyone? For fuck's sake, Capcom don't even try to disguise the filler in this game."
-Ben,
Breath of Fire III Part 2
"Dear Abby..."
I think I'm having relationship problems. My boyfriend seems like the perfect man--he's handsome, wealthy, and sensitive. But sometimes he acts like he thinks he's better than me! One moment he'll be cooing sweet nothings into my ear, and the next he'll be ordering me around like I'm his servant! I'm starting to think he doesn't care about me as much as I care about him. Also, he's a bit on the stupid and annoying side. What should I do?
~ Reluctant in Razril
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"Putting the ex in exile."
In this action-packed, butt-pirate-filled recap, the Marvy/Slowe 'ship goes from adorable boylove romp to trainwreck-like dramarama faster than you can shout "MY ARM!!!" The death and carnage caused by the newly introduced Rune of Punishment will seem like a parade of fluffy bunnies through a spring meadow after you watch our male leads set the bar for ugly breakups a notch or five higher. And if that's not enough for you: ninjas and she-males!!! More »
"The Open Boat: a Suikoden IV production"
As if being exiled from Razril and losing his man weren't bad enough, Marvy's also exiled and single with some of the lamest lamers ever to be lame. Worse still, when the gang discovers a deserted tropical paradise, the only sentient living thing Marvy finds is a slutty blonde mermaid who sounds like Shion. Awesome.More »
