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"From here until the last floor, Bitch and the others have to solve puzzles and such to receive the keycard for the next floor. So even though they have to find several different keycards, in a highly secured building, they manage to do so easily in under half an hour. Shinra must be a bunch of dumbasses."
-Jeanne,
Final Fantasy VII Part 5
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Final Fantasy X : Cast
In order of recap appearance.
1 : 2 : 3 : 4
| O'aka |
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Nickname(s): none
Age: ?
Description: The merchant who precedes Tidus and co. to each and every destination. He's determined to become the greatest merchant EVAR, but of course his prices rape people up the ass.
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First appearance:
Part 3
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| Dona |
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Nickname(s): Thonga
Age: ?
Description: A summoner, like Yuna. Unlike Yuna, however, she is a complete beeyotch. She wears a thong up her ass, which might explain the crankiness.
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First appearance:
Part 4
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| Barthello |
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Nickname(s): none
Age: ?
Description: Dona's guardian. The only reason he puts up with her is that he has the intellect of a rock. Although Dona seems to have more than a platonic relationship with him, he's still all over Auron. Well, who isn't?
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First appearance:
Part 4
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| Mika |
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Nickname(s): none
Age: ?
Description: The leader of Spira, and one of the four maesters. He's really, really old. I'm sure we won't find out anything sinister about him. At all.
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First appearance:
Part 5
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| Seymour |
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Nickname(s): Winnie the Pedophile
Age: 28
Description: Intended to be the pretty long-haired bishounen, instead he turned out to be a bad mixture of Kuja, Winnie the Pooh, and a pedophile. Of course, he is a priest.
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First appearance:
Part 5
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| Biran |
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Nickname(s): Hans
Age: ?
Description: One of the two huge-ass Ronsos who like to bully Kimahri. Off the top of my head, I think he's the one with the disturbingly detailed codpiece, but I'm not going to doublecheck my guess. I'd like to keep my stomach contents intact, thanks.
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First appearance:
Part 5
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| Yenke |
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Nickname(s): Franz
Age: ?
Description: The other Ronso bully. The two of them together sound like Hans and Franz from SNL. It's a tad difficult to take them seriously after realizing that.
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First appearance:
Part 5
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| Maechen |
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Nickname(s): Exposition!Man
Age: ?
Description: He's this old scholar guy who always just happens to be in the area explaining shit to our resident wanker. Unfortunately, no matter how hard Maechen tries, he is unable to cure Tidus's extreme ignorance. Like that's a surprise.
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First appearance:
Part 6
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| Lucil |
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Nickname(s): none
Age: ?
Description: The captain of the Chocobo Knights. She has an extremely uncomfortable-looking camel toe. I'm sure fanboys like that.
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First appearance:
Part 6
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| Elma |
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Nickname(s): none
Age: ?
Description: Another one of the Chocobo Knights. Luckily, her outfit seems a tad more comfortable than Lucil's.
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First appearance:
Part 6
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