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"Through a combination of blind luck, button mashing, and an abundance of arrows, Twink somehow manages to succeed at hitting the blue ball three times. Only because the anal bead snake can't knock him down to a lower level and force him to redo the entire battle. It must have been a low day for the game designers, forgetting to put that lovely feature in. I'm not complaining."
     -Jeanne, Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Part 12




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Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker : Cast
In order of recap appearance.
1 : 2 : 3 : 4 : 5 : 6 : 7 : 8 : 9
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Nickname(s): Twink
Age: ?
Description: Everyone's favorite poncy elf boy. Well, everyone's favorite until Orlando Bloom. Twink is on a quest to save his sister from an evil bird, but of course he gets caught in a whirlwind of larger evil. It would be boring if he just found his sister and went home, wouldn't it?

First appearance:   Part 1

Aryll
Aryll

Nickname(s): Maryll Sue
Age: ?
Description: Twink's younger sister. She's cute, sweet, affectionate, and seagulls just love her. Yup, seagulls. Love her. So much. Did I mention that she has a special affinity with seagulls? I did? Well, she likes seagulls.

First appearance:   Part 1

Mesa
Mesa

Nickname(s): none
Age: ?
Description: A man who lives on Outset Island, Mesa's hobbies include mowing his lawn and...mowing his lawn. I'm sure we've all had neighbors like that.

First appearance:   Part 1

Abe
Abe

Nickname(s): Abe the Pig-Grabber
Age: ?
Description: Abe lives on Outset with his wife and his two sons. His preoccupation as of late has been crawling around in the tall grass and trying to grab pigs. No one knows why, and I imagine no one wants to know.

First appearance:   Part 1

Rose
Rose

Nickname(s): Rose the Pig-Lover
Age: ?
Description: Rose is married to Abe and has two sons. She likes little piggies soooooooo much that she keeps them as pets. There is a fascination with pigs in this game that is wrong beyond description.

First appearance:   Part 1

Joel and Zill
Joel and Zill

Nickname(s): none
Age: ?
Description: Two little boys, sons of Abe and Rose, who live on Outset and hero-worship Twink. Zill has a snot problem. His mom needs to get him some Kleenex.

First appearance:   Part 1

Sue-Belle
Sue-Belle

Nickname(s): none
Age: ?
Description: Sue-Belle lives with her grandfather, and spends her time walking around the village with a jug of water on her head. What the hell is wrong with the people on Outset?

First appearance:   Part 1

Sturgeon
Sturgeon

Nickname(s): Cashew Head
Age: ?
Description: Sturgeon lives with his brother Orca and his granddaughter Sue-Belle. He thinks Orca is wasting his time by practicing fighting skills all day, so he follows the much more interesting pursuit of writing things down and tacking them to his wall.

First appearance:   Part 1

Orca
Orca

Nickname(s): none
Age: ?
Description: Orca teaches Twink the ways of the swordsman. Orca used to be a great fighter, but now he's just an old man who likes to go fishing. Ain't that always the way?

First appearance:   Part 1

Beedle
Beedle

Nickname(s): Big Gay Beedle
Age: ?
Description: The owner and operator of all the item shops on the Great Sea, which are run out of tiny boats. Beedle has been alone at sea for much too long, and with only gay porno mags to keep him company.

First appearance:   Part 1

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