"Basil notices that Marvy is bored and invites him to play a game. Sadly, it's nothing kinky, just a lame little mini-game involving tops. It looks like a very non-flashy ripoff of Beyblades, and I say this knowing next to nothing about Beyblades, so let's just hope no frothing-at-the-mouth Beyblades fanboys read VGR. Basically, Marvy must toss his tops out onto a little table and use them to boink Basil's tops off the table. Okay, maybe it is a little kinky. Lots of bumping and grinding, anyway. Plus, the tops must be wound up before Marvy can toss them, which requires me to jerk the analog stick in a counterclockwise motion. Right up my alley--the analog stick is about the size of my tiny, prepubescent penis."
Suikoden IV Part 2