"Twink notices a lusty Dicknut and Moblin clamoring for his ass, pointy weapons extended. Eep! Twink runs up the stairs, hoping to lose them, but when he turns the corner, he just sees more of them. Shit, he's trapped! Twink enjoys having men after his ass, but this is ridiculous. Not only do these guys have absolutely no fashion sense whatsoever, but they smell like they haven't showered in weeks. Like, ew."
Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Part 6