I shouldn't have to do this, but here goes.
This is a site dedicated to ripping on games in a fun yet sarcastic way. Videogame Recaps
contains swear words, sexual innuendo, sarcasm, close-ups of Lulu's boobs, penis jokes, and other such
evils. If you think you may be offended by any of the aforementioned things, please leave
There are many recaps of games on this site, hence the name "Videogame Recaps". This means that
there will be plot spoilers. Major, major plot spoilers. Sometimes I even mention games within
recaps for other games. The extras section is also quite spoilery. You are reading these recaps
and viewing the site at your own risk. If you feel that a game
will be completely spoiled for you should you happen across any secret and surprising plot twists,
please leave now.
I do not own the rights to any of these games or their plots or any images from the games.
However, I do own the rights to all of my content and my design. If I find out that you have
stolen any content from me, I will hunt you down and kick your ass.
You have been warned. If you send me any e-mails whining or complaining, it will be assumed
that you have already seen this warning and READ THE FAQ, and that you are simply a dumbass.