Durandal Poetry Contest Results
Posted 05.24.05
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And of course, I couldn't possibly keep the rest of the fine poems I received to myself, so here they are, for your reading and giggling pleasure. Enjoy! And a huge thank you to everyone who participated!
a crimson phallus
penetrates kookai waters
screaming gnosis flee
- by Clyde M.
two whores and a boy
ride in a gigantic dick
the elsa whimpers
- by Clyde M.
The mighty red dick,
a player of motherships,
but it has small balls.
- by DD Muh
The big Durandal,
Shion would be excited,
She screws everything.
- by DD Muh
The Durandal shows
How phallic RPGs are
Becoming these days.
- by DD Muh
The Durandal,
Staring at the U-GEE Mothership,
Talking in a language unheard,
Although they just met,
The demons in his head,
"Stimulate" him to advance,
Causing the Durandal to go,
The whole nine yards,
They only just met,
But even a mothership,
cannot survive the wang.
- by DD Muh
O the Durandal,
What a mighty ship,
With its "cannon",
And its lust to find love everywhere,
The U-GEE Mothership,
The Kukai Foundation,
All this made possible by,
A prepubesent boy,
Two well-endowed sisters,
Several Realians,
And a control system with testicles,
To activate it.
All this proves,
Is that the designers,
are perverted pedophiles,
on crack.
- by DD Muh
Across 60xx and the RPG realms,
It comes.
The large, rock-hard ship.
Making all others obsolete,
The Elsa,
Gunblades,
The Trapmaster,
All pale in its might.
That is true,
hormonal overdrive.
Any perverted game designer would do anything,
to obtain this gift,
But to fufill their fantasies,
They torment and disturb us all.
The Durandal,
Mighty and scary.
- by DD Muh
Jr. has a tiny wang
And he compensates with
The Durandal
He shoots its golden showers
By rubbing it's blue balls
The Durandal
Penises bow down to it
And worship it as God
The Durandal
Though he is the penis prince
Even CHAOS!!! knows his place
The Durandal
Ramming ships in the rear end
Is jolly good fun for
The Durandal
Jr. feels like such a man
With his wangy warship
The Durandal
- by Danny Kelly (Chiponyasu)
There one was a ship, the Durandal.
Which was bigger that most folks could handle.
It was shaped like a dick,
And owned by a prick
which to it he could not hold a candle.
- by Kuriboh
There once was a kid named Rubedo,
Who needed a boost in libido,
So he got the Durandal,
By Sam got manhandled,
And then he sat down and ate Cheetos.
- by Kuriboh
Durandal is a very big spaceboat,
Flown by Jr. and his big-boobed whores.
Now the little boy can gloat,
With girls in short skirts to do his chores.
Flown by Jr. and his big-boobed whores,
Durandal looks like a great big wang.
With girls in short skirts to do his chores,
Something that makes people really go 'BANG!'
Durandal looks like a great big wang,
It makes Jr. feel like a man.
Something that makes people really go 'BANG!',
And makes him loved by people like Sam.
It makes Jr. feel like a man,
Durandal is a very big spaceboat.
And makes him loved by people like Sam,
Now the little boy can gloat.
- by Kuriboh
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