"Twink tries to place a pleasing variety of decorations around the island. The Joy Pedestals in front of EG's stall get the Big Sale Flags, and Twink even uses a couple of the Fountain Idol statues that look like icky girls. The reason? The jars on their heads spout a vertical spray of liquid. Ironically enough, the statues of girls were the closest Twink could get to statues of penises."
Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Part 11
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
If you prefer your humor clean and respectful, this probably isn't the place for you. If you are a teenage boy who can't stand to see people on the internet call your favorite game characters homosexual, this probably isn't the place for you. If you expect your humor to be tailored to your specific tastes, this probably isn't the place for you. All angry e-mails will be mocked.
We have registration open to the general public, so we'd love to hear from you. That is, unless you are one of those people who's just showing up to make things unpleasant for us. Then, you'll be deleted and your posts will be mocked.