"Yuna announces that she's going, to predictable reactions from Rikku and Wakka. 'After all...this is my story.' OH SWEET JESUS! It's official. Yuna is becoming Tightass. There was a void of wank in Spira, a void we all love very much, and Yuna is determined to fill it. I don't know what kind of illicit substances the game designers have to smoke to think that killing off the best character and making the Mary Sue morph into the wankiest character are good ideas. But I hope those substances never find their way into mainstream use. WankCrack: the new evil."
Final Fantasy X Part 23
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
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