"Bird's Peak Cock is home to a virtual assload of Kargaroc Princesses. There are enough to make the Kargaroc Princesses on Needle Cock Isle look like an endangered species. And if that weren't bad enough, instead of a single switch atop a phallic peak, there are six switches atop six phallic peaks. Twink begins to regret only buying three pears. Yet still I am he is too lazy to remedy this."
Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Part 10
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
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