"'Plus, I love hamburgers. I learned how fun it was to eat through cooking and eating hamburgers at the abbey. Everyone loves me because I'm a princess, not because I'm Cesuelia. If people need me because of what I symbolise, then I shall do what is asked of me. I will retrieve the Tear Drop.' ...Shut UP, you cotton-brained dolt. Seriously, I know I've seen some pretty bad dialogue in this recap, but that takes the cake. Was it supposed to be character development? Yeah, I view Cesuelia totally differently now that I know she likes hamburgers. I was wrong about her all along! ...God, that was the most awkward transition ever. I think I'm getting a migraine."
Wild ARMs Part 3
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
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