"Three of the ships are the standard issue asshats with their horns and bomb cannons, but the other guy is distinctly more fabulous. His...body -- hull? -- has been painted a gorgeous golden hue, and a curving crest protrudes from between the two horns. Twink sighs as he sends this sexy ship to its watery grave. If only he could've boarded it, he could ditch that jabbermouth Sean Connery and acquire a sea vehicle more to his personal style. Alas."
Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Part 8
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
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