"Twink's stone sex slave gives him some advice. 'My kin wait beyond the doors. Control them and guide them to their places of truth to open the path to the gods...' he says with the most random use of red text thus far in the game. His meaning is clear, however -- Twink must assemble a statue orgy in order to ascend to the next level of the Phallus."
Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Part 6
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
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