"Twink's dream is soon crushed into dust as the Poes all turn as one and spot him, totally freaking out. Apparently, this is a Poe-only dance club. Those prejudiced assholes."
Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Part 8
Ben tackles three separate dungeons and, let’s face it, probably an entire liquor cabinet in his latest Wild ARMs recap. And as a bonus, none of those dungeons really get the characters any closer to advancing the actual plot. Awesome.
I hope you’re ready for some more hot PENIS action! Wild ARMs Part 5 is now up. Heh…”up.” Anyway, this recap includes a completely legitimate heterosexual wedding. You know, just like all those other completely legitimate heterosexual RPG weddings. Yeah.
I owe Ben a huge apology for taking so long to post his recap. God, I’m such a dick sometimes.
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
If you prefer your humor clean and respectful, this probably isn't the place for you. If you are a teenage boy who can't stand to see people on the internet call your favorite game characters homosexual, this probably isn't the place for you. If you expect your humor to be tailored to your specific tastes, this probably isn't the place for you. All angry e-mails will be mocked.
We have registration open to the general public, so we'd love to hear from you. That is, unless you are one of those people who's just showing up to make things unpleasant for us. Then, you'll be deleted and your posts will be mocked.