"Back in the lobby, Samcules exclaims, 'Wow! And I didn't even hold back!' Yeah, I know, asshole. Then Junior tells Phil and Samcules, get this, 'Now I finally know what you mean about strength of heart. Mine comes from [@%$#!!!] and Goofy.' Which is inherently a lie, since he insisted on forgoing their help and battling against Samcules alone because HE'S JUST THAT AWESOME!!! Shoot me."
Kingdom Hearts Part 13
Ben tackles three separate dungeons and, let’s face it, probably an entire liquor cabinet in his latest Wild ARMs recap. And as a bonus, none of those dungeons really get the characters any closer to advancing the actual plot. Awesome.
I hope you’re ready for some more hot PENIS action! Wild ARMs Part 5 is now up. Heh…”up.” Anyway, this recap includes a completely legitimate heterosexual wedding. You know, just like all those other completely legitimate heterosexual RPG weddings. Yeah.
I owe Ben a huge apology for taking so long to post his recap. God, I’m such a dick sometimes.
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
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