"If Twink can't find a way to get the statue across the giant chasm in the floor, his entire adventure is over! Okay, I'm just trying to inject some drama into this horribly boring dungeon. Twink swings over to a side room in hopes that he'll find the answer he seeks in there. Or maybe a gay disco with lots and lots of half-naked men gyrating to the Village People. But that would be interesting, so it's very unlikely."
Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Part 6
Ben tackles three separate dungeons and, let’s face it, probably an entire liquor cabinet in his latest Wild ARMs recap. And as a bonus, none of those dungeons really get the characters any closer to advancing the actual plot. Awesome.
I hope you’re ready for some more hot PENIS action! Wild ARMs Part 5 is now up. Heh…”up.” Anyway, this recap includes a completely legitimate heterosexual wedding. You know, just like all those other completely legitimate heterosexual RPG weddings. Yeah.
I owe Ben a huge apology for taking so long to post his recap. God, I’m such a dick sometimes.
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
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