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The obligatory April Fool’s update

I know, I know, I know. It’s April Fool’s Day. And here at VGR we’ve taken pride in our past April Fool’s Day pranks. This year though, there’s no prank. No, really. No prank. I’m serious. We’re not doing anything for April Fool’s Day here at VGR. Maybe we’re just lazy, or maybe we just didn’t feel like coming up with some elaborate ruse for a one-day celebration of mischief and misrule. Whatever the reason, we just didn’t do it. I’m serious, stop searching the site for the prank you missed. A pre-pubescent Tidus fan didn’t take over the site, there’s no recap composed of the word “penis” over and over again, all the forum posters are real people, and Ted Roberts was actually me in a very thin and pompously purple prose disguise.

See? No prank. None at all. There’s just you, me, the internet and this video about 2008’s E3. Enjoy.

Posted by Kelly at 05:40

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