"Now that we're in hunt for the final clue to the cock tower's impressively brooding phallic secrets, the game's soundtrack in the courtyard changes yet again, to something a little more insistent and creepy, because if there's anything lacking in this game, it's the suitably creepy atmosphere. Goddammit, why don't you just have Pennywise the Clown out here ass-raping Shion for the whole world to see?"
Silent Hill Part 2
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
If you prefer your humor clean and respectful, this probably isn't the place for you. If you are a teenage boy who can't stand to see people on the internet call your favorite game characters homosexual, this probably isn't the place for you. If you expect your humor to be tailored to your specific tastes, this probably isn't the place for you. All angry e-mails will be mocked.
We have registration open to the general public, so we'd love to hear from you. That is, unless you are one of those people who's just showing up to make things unpleasant for us. Then, you'll be deleted and your posts will be mocked.