"Suddenly Twink has the sinking suspicion that Blathers keeps 'forgetting' what he already told him because in reality there isn't just one Blathers flying around Hyrule, stalking his sweet underage ass -- there could be a whole network of creepy owls keeping tabs on him. And now Twink and I have the mental image of an owl gangrape session burned into our already traumatized brains. Expect a lawsuit, Nintendo."
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Part 3
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis and gay jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
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