"As the conversation continues, we see a pointless map diagram of the secret passage. The diagram shows two dots, representing Kyria and Synesta, and a line of arrows indicating the passage between them. And that's it. Seriously, what is the fucking point? In an instance rarer than an RPG hero over the age of 21, the game designers are actually doing more than is necessary for the player, as opposed to their usual lazy tactics. Is this their New Year's resolution or something?"
Breath of Fire IV Part 5
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
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