"Upon being addressed by Cecilia, the dancer (who had been facing the wall) turns around and whips off 'her' dress and red wig to reveal a muscle-bound generic monk clone. Now, the cross-dressing isn't all that shocking (this is a JRPG, after all), but, not content with making Cecilia's eyes pop out of his head, the dancer leaps onto the bar, twirls and jumps around a few times (making Karate Man-esque sneezing sounds all the while), before jumping back into the corner and putting his dress back on. The FF victory fanfare is blaring throughout the entire spectacle. Honestly, I don't think my description gives the scene justice. It is without a doubt one of the strangest things I've ever seen in a videogame. Believe me, that's saying something."
Final Fantasy IV Part 3
The third installment of Persona 4 by Ben is now up, and it is a whopper. This is it, everyone, the recap you have all been waiting for: the gayest dungeon ever. Ganondorf Glamour, Inc. would be sooooooooooo jealous.
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
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