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Posts Tagged ‘penis’

03.29.09

All aboard the cock train!

I post the following video with no comment. I’m sure you guys will think of some. 


Posted by Kelly at 08:06

09.13.08

It gives me the humorous vegetables

The preponderance for posts pertaining to penii proceeds apace!

Behold the Capsicum annuum var. annuum ‘Peter’ hot pepper, otherwise known as the “Peter Pepper” or if you’re in my house it’s known as “Holy shit, that pepper looks like a penis!”

It's a pepper! It's a penis! It's a penis pepper!

These little Willies are said to be in the “Oh sweet Christ my tongue is melting” heat category, but if you like very hot things that look like penii, this might be right up your street.

Once again, I have to give blame credit where it’s due, and thank Mr. AG for indulging my inner 12-year-old homo.


Posted by Kelly at 21:43

06.14.08

“He would have wanted it that way”

No lead-in is really necessary with the picture associated with this blog post, nor do you even need a recapper’s mindset to *ahem* enjoy the imagery. Let’s just say that I’ll never hear the question “What do you want on your tombstone?” the same way EVER again.

Penis headstone


Posted by Kelly at 17:08

05.29.08

Perverted Poliwhirl

This post requires some explanation, so bear with me. Dear god, what is that thing?

Some time ago on the forums, someone posted a very disturbing picture in the Tingle’s Rosy Rupeeland thread. The image depicted a character named Pinkle, and as far as I can tell, Pinkle is a drag queen version of Tingle who wears a pink bra, hotpants, and fishnets. That in itself would be terrifying enough, but another comment on the similarity of Pinkle’s boob swirls to Poliwhirl’s tummy swirl triggered a mental flashback to something that happened to me many years ago.

Although I already posted the following story pretty much verbatim on the forums, I figured that it would be timely and appropriate to post it here given the recent interest in discussing Pokemon.

Back when I was in my Pokemon phase, I went around buying a veritable buttload of Bulbasaur merchandise. One of the best items I found was a Bulbasaur pencil sharpener, which came in a desk set with a Pikachu stapler, a Jigglypuff tape dispenser, and a Poliwhirl tape measure.

The Poliwhirl tape measure looks like your average plastic Poliwhirl with a measuring tape sticking out of his armpit. But even I, in my Bulbasaur pencil sharpener frenzy, did not notice what the game store clerk did. As I checked out with my new desk set, the clerk confided to me that when they’d gotten the desk set in, he and his fellow store employees spotted something very, very inappropriate about our friend Poliwhirl.

The tape measure, unlike the auto-retractable kind, needs to be wound by hand. The winder, naturally, involves Poliwhirl’s spiral tummy pattern — when you wind the tape, the tummy spiral spins around. As you may expect, the winder needs a handle. And this handle — a protruding white knob — is located along the outer edge of the white area. When it’s at the lowest point of its arc…well, you can imagine what it looks like.

(For those of you who haven’t figured it out, it looks like Poliwhirl is sporting an ERECT PENIS.)

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Posted by Jeanne at 10:18

01.29.08

The Water Weenie that Ate Tokyo


I dare you to watch this video and not scream “Penis” at the screen. In fact, I double dog dare you.


Posted by Kelly at 19:45


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