"Pay attention, because this might go over your head: De Loco is fucking crazy. Just in case the name wasn't enough to clue you in, the game designers thoughtfully gave him a hideous purple bowl cut, red sunglasses, and encased his head in a phallic glass bubble with a God damn smiley face on it. I know, this is some seriously subtle character development."
Skies of Arcadia Part 7
Sam drew the short straw and ended up with the worst dungeon in the history of Zelda dungeons and perhaps all video game dungeons: the Water Temple. And if you think it was bad for Sam, just wait until you see what Twink has to endure.
I’ve been working on Cockarina of Time Part 5 for months, and I am so happy it’s finally done. Twink is less happy, as he finds out what might have happened to him while he was in a coma. Poor, poor Twink.
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
If you prefer your humor clean and respectful, this probably isn't the place for you. If you are a teenage boy who can't stand to see people on the internet call your favorite game characters homosexual, this probably isn't the place for you. If you expect your humor to be tailored to your specific tastes, this probably isn't the place for you. All angry e-mails will be mocked.
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