"Apparently, the tower's hidden exit is located somewhere in this room. Miss Piggy asks as much, to which Momo replies enthusiastically 'You bet! My dad was really something! He was the greatest engineer in the whole world! And before he died, he told me he'd made an escape device...and had hidden it in the tower!' As Momo pauses for breath, Alf and Miss Piggy both sweatdrop. Searching for the elusive escape device, Alf examines the many bookcases in the room, only to find, and I quote, 'a bunch of dirty magazines' and 'XXX: for age 21 and above only!' This, taking into consideration the sexual preferences of every other damn adult in this game, gives me no choice but to reach the conclusion that Momo's daddy was a sick bastard with a stash of underage porn."
Breath of Fire III Part 4
Sam drew the short straw and ended up with the worst dungeon in the history of Zelda dungeons and perhaps all video game dungeons: the Water Temple. And if you think it was bad for Sam, just wait until you see what Twink has to endure.
I’ve been working on Cockarina of Time Part 5 for months, and I am so happy it’s finally done. Twink is less happy, as he finds out what might have happened to him while he was in a coma. Poor, poor Twink.
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