"Now, it's been at least ten minutes since the Iguions attacked Rinhoa. In a contest between two mutant creatures created for the sole purpose of killing and a dumb helpless girl, it seems that the outcome would be a no-brainer. However, the Iguions apparently have a hobby unbeknownst to the sorceress who intended to use them as murder weapons. And that hobby is standing around with their thumbs up their butts."
Final Fantasy VIII Part 8
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