"The camera swoops to the right to show a pink-haired woman (finally, a non-blonde chick!) emerge from a side door and join the main group. I guess she's a Fenril Sprite too. Garrett rushes over to her and cries 'Elmina!', giving us a clue that they're fucking each other romantically involved. Gee, I'm absolutely positive nothing bad will happen to either of them."
Wild ARMs Part 1
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis and gay jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
If you prefer your humor clean and respectful, this probably isn't the place for you. If you are a teenage boy who can't stand to see people on the internet call your favorite game characters homosexual, this probably isn't the place for you. If you expect your humor to be tailored to your specific tastes, this probably isn't the place for you. All angry e-mails will be mocked.
We have registration open to the general public, so we'd love to hear from you. That is, unless you are one of those people who's just showing up to make things unpleasant for us. Then, you'll be deleted and your posts will be mocked.