"Paine reminds Brother that if they give the sphere back now, their reputation as big, bad sphere hunters will be in shambles, and his reputation will go with them. He screams at her to shut up -- the one Al Bhed phrase I do know well, but everyone can see that he's shot his wad. Let me apologize to you now for the phrasing of that last sentence. I know it hurts, but if it makes you feel any better, it's hurting me too. I hurt because I care, and I want you all to know that."
Final Fantasy X-2 Part 6
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
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