"'You will be cast out to sea, and you are never to return to Gaien.' The Piano of Dude, Unfair! plays as Katarina lets him know he's leaving tomorrow and he's to stay in his room until then. Marvy is now given two options. He can either be a wimp and say '...I understand,' or he can tell Katarina, 'I did not kill the Commander.' Well, given that he did not fucking kill the Commander, he chooses to say so."
Suikoden IV Part 2
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