"After attending Edward's mini pity-party, the King is finally motivated to ask for the party's assistance in defending the Crystal. Yeah, because all of your monks and soldiers would simply be useless without the invaluable aid of a single knight, a six year-old, a Swoon-prone healer and a harp-wielding hermaphrodite. I have half a mind to deny his request, but quickly select 'Yes' through fear of having to suffer through that scene again."
Final Fantasy IV Part 3
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
If you prefer your humor clean and respectful, this probably isn't the place for you. If you are a teenage boy who can't stand to see people on the internet call your favorite game characters homosexual, this probably isn't the place for you. If you expect your humor to be tailored to your specific tastes, this probably isn't the place for you. All angry e-mails will be mocked.
We have registration open to the general public, so we'd love to hear from you. That is, unless you are one of those people who's just showing up to make things unpleasant for us. Then, you'll be deleted and your posts will be mocked.