"Suddenly, the door opens and one of the orange furries walks into the room on two legs. It looks like someone trying to cosplay Red XIII with a huge spiky wig. Its four paws are disproportionately large, like a Final Fantasy IX character. I don't even want to think about how many fetishes this creature caters to. And I take a moment to mourn my lost innocence -- when this game came out, I would never have even considered that someone, somewhere was jacking off to a Moomba. My soul has died."
Final Fantasy VIII Part 9
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
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