"CT continues that Hagrid wanted him to kill the monster. He doesn't explain, however, why Hagrid didn't kill the beast himself. Surely he could just call upon Dumbledore for help? Anyway, I'd better shut up, since I don't want to prompt any bad crossovers between the BoF and HP fandoms. Or, to be more specific, I don't want to read a fanfic about a half-male, half-female, unicorn dragon named Teepo who enrolls at Hogwarts to become Draco Malfoy's love interest and then turns out to be a long-lost Weasley cousin who's really Voldemort's secret daughter after a botched sex-change or something. Mind you, it probably wouldn't be as disturbing as McGonagall's Girls. Be thankful I couldn't find a link."
Breath of Fire III Part 2
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