"Mary Sue is all, 'BUT I HAVE TO HEEEEEEELP EEEEEEVERYOOOOONE.' Ryudo kicks her in the head, then throws Tidink out the window. He forms a new party full of pretty young men who like to make out with each other, and some sarcastic assholes for good measure. Then they all come out of my TV screen Samara-style and serve me chocolate torte and booze. After that, they go around and take away internet access from anyone who equates negative comments against their favorite video games with personal insults against them. Then, Squall and Seifer show up.....uh, where was I?"
Grandia II Part 3
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
If you prefer your humor clean and respectful, this probably isn't the place for you. If you are a teenage boy who can't stand to see people on the internet call your favorite game characters homosexual, this probably isn't the place for you. If you expect your humor to be tailored to your specific tastes, this probably isn't the place for you. All angry e-mails will be mocked.
We have registration open to the general public, so we'd love to hear from you. That is, unless you are one of those people who's just showing up to make things unpleasant for us. Then, you'll be deleted and your posts will be mocked.