"Melchior tells the party that Dreamstone is a red rock that used to be used as money a long time ago, and that he doubts the party will be able to find any, because it was So. Long. Ago. Like, seriously dude, you'd have to be able to travel through time to get this shit, or something, because it was, like, forever ago. And we aren't talking small potatoes like 400 years ago either, but like 65 million years before Christ, dude, so, yeah, better just give up now. Seriously."
Chrono Trigger Part 4
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