"For some odd reason, the composer heard the name 'Earth Temple' and decided that it needed something inspirational, kind of like the type of instrumental music that plays at the end of a movie where the main character has learned the Important Lesson. So when I play through this dungeon, I don't really feel like I should be creeped out or careful, but instead that I should be learning how to be a better person. And maybe dumping the guy that I thought was Mr. Right and falling in love with the guy who's been right in front of me all this time, but I never noticed him! Oh, and the song has a random didgeridoo in it, too. Crack is yummy!"
Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Part 8
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