"Twink walks into the sparkly jizz portal that whisks him to Tingle Island. Okay, not really, but it does take him to the very tip of the Phallus of the Gods. There is a bell on the end of the penis, and Twink knows that he must operate it a certain way to make stuff happen. Oddly, this involves using the grappling hook. Twink wraps his legs around the rope, moving back and forth as the bell tolls its message of orgasmic joy to all of Hyrule."
Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Part 6
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
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