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"The Floor Master is a big black hand that sticks out of a black hole in the floor and enjoys grabbing Twink's ass and dragging him back to previous rooms in the dungeon. Since it's nothing but a big hand I simply have to call it the Floor Masturbator. I'm sure you understand. Giving the thing a juvenile nickname helps me cope with the fact that the one in this particular room grabs a pot from the wall and chucks it at Twink, knocking him into the water at the lowest level of the room. I need to laugh at the masturbation joke as I traverse the entire Forsaken Fucking Fortress over again up to this point. Heeeee. Hilarious."
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08.06.14

Suikoden III Part 13

Sam has discovered a new pairing in her latest Suikoden III recap. Enjoy the mental images.


Posted by Jeanne at 23:05

06.14.14

Suikoden II Part 17

Suikoden II Part 17 by Sam is now posted. This is where she actually finishes recruiting the rest of the so very essential portrait people for the Yaoi Army. Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…


Posted by Jeanne at 23:40

06.05.14

Summer gaming

Hoping to have a new recap finished before I go on vacation next week. In the meantime! How about an open thread about what you all are playing at the moment? Or about whatever you feel like talking about, in case anybody has another novel’s worth of comments about Final Fantasy VII in them(I kid. It was only a novella’s worth.)

As for me, I’ve been playing:

Mario Kart 8. Are you playing Mario Kart? You should really be playing Mario Kart.

Hearthstone. I do not recommend reading any forums about this game. The posts are a perfect distillation of the worst whining from both Magic and WoW players. It’s gruesome.

Sims 3. I don’t even know why, but I started a neighborhood of Game of Thrones characters. The Starks are basically the Duggars.


Posted by Sam at 14:34

05.30.14

Oblivion RR Part 10 — Turnabout Suckers

Yes, diary, I’m still in Bruma. I got a full eight hours of sleep in my fancy Mages Guild bed, even though the room technically had no privacy and someone could walk in at any time to leer at me. But that’s nothing new. I decided to stick around the city for a bit, since I had some unresolved business from the previous day. The whole situation with the murder investigation bugged me, and now that I knew more of the story, I wanted to talk to Carius “Dick Gumshoe” Runellius again. My unfortunate social skills prevented me from getting the information yesterday, but today I had an idea that just might get him to spill.

See, if there’s one thing I’ve learned from Anal Attorney, bumbling investigative types love men in fuchsia. So maybe, just maybe if I dressed the right way, it would get through to Carius subconsciously. Unfortunately, there is not a wide variety of clothing options in Cyrodiil, so I had to improvise. You might remember that red and purple velvet number I wore back in the Imperial City, diary — I found another just like it in a chest of drawers in the Mages Guild. It can’t be any grosser than pulling clothes out of random barrels on the street or out of people’s houses, so don’t be all judgmental.

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Posted by Jeanne at 13:33

05.29.14

YOU GUYS.

If you haven’t taken a moment today to read about the greatest wedding in history, please do so. I’ve had an epiphany.

Consider the following facts of the Kimye union:

– The venue was the Forte di Belvedere, an elegant “castle” that is, in reality, a military fortification.

– The wedding was presided over by black marble naked man statues.

– One major stumbling block for the wedding was a spotlight shining on a woman’s crotch.

And MOST IMPORTANTLY:

– The dinner table was a slab of marble with names engraved onto it, many of them misspelled.

There’s just no way around it. Kanye and Kim had a Suikoden-themed wedding.

#blessed

#blessedunion #nowitsart


Posted by Sam at 15:33


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