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01.29.08

The Water Weenie that Ate Tokyo


I dare you to watch this video and not scream “Penis” at the screen. In fact, I double dog dare you.

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Posted by Kelly

11 Responses to “The Water Weenie that Ate Tokyo”

  1. Jeanne Says:

    Wow. Just…wow.

  2. brainlessgal Says:

    *watches* I cannot resist………PENIS!

  3. CTrunks Says:

    I honestly tried not to, but I failed miserably…the guests my mom had over didn’t appreciate it too much, either. >_<

  4. Vincent Valentine Says:

    PENIS!

    Also, just wondering, why does the Japanese language use exclamation marks and question marks next to kanji? Is it because they don’t have symbols for, well questions and exclamations?

  5. Vincent Valentine Says:

    Wait, it took you recappers 7 posts to have the tag ‘penis’. Step up your game please. :P

  6. Sam Says:

    Also, just wondering, why does the Japanese language use exclamation marks and question marks next to kanji? Is it because they don’t have symbols for, well questions and exclamations?

    Pretty much. There are linguistic markers for questions (“ka”) but punctuation-wise they just use the same marks.

  7. Sam Says:

    Oh, and PENIS!

  8. MintWhelp Says:

    Weird… I believe there’s something rather disturbing in watching such a shiny, slippery penis-y monster… Or maybe it’s the fact that the video feels incomplete without a chorus of PENIS! -or the japanese equivalent- the moment the monster emerged.

  9. Jezzerkenezzer Says:

    =o I wish that was /my/ penis.

  10. Kelly Says:

    =o I wish that was /my/ penis.

    I’m sure your mother is very proud. I, on the other hand, have the urge to get as far away from you as possible.

  11. GalahadPC Says:

    It even has a muscular root and everything…

    I don’t know whether to be horrified or in awe.

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