If you haven’t taken a moment today to read about the greatest wedding in history, please do so. I’ve had an epiphany.
Consider the following facts of the Kimye union:
- The venue was the Forte di Belvedere, an elegant “castle” that is, in reality, a military fortification.
- The wedding was presided over by black marble naked man statues.
- One major stumbling block for the wedding was a spotlight shining on a woman’s crotch.
And MOST IMPORTANTLY:
- The dinner table was a slab of marble with names engraved onto it, many of them misspelled.
There’s just no way around it. Kanye and Kim had a Suikoden-themed wedding.