"Outside the window, we see Palmer's little blocky form running toward the helicopter. He made it all the way out there in, literally, five seconds. Who would have thought that tubby little gnome was a world record sprinter?"
Final Fantasy VII Part 6
“Celes tells her about her childhood, in which Michael Jackson injected her with magical fairy dust while she was in her test tube and she was raised to be a Magitek Knight.” I would read a biography of this!