"Punk flips the switch, the whole place starts bleeping like a defective SUV in a Wal-Mart parking lot, and Kosmo jumps up and runs around like a little girl. Did anybody honestly not see that coming? The alarm, that is, not the girlish running."
-Ryan,
Chrono Trigger Part 3
It’s another awesome recap from Ben! In this installment of the badly-translated FFIV, Cecilia has a personal revelation — or at least he goes public with what dogs already knew. It’s very epic.
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Thanks to Ben, next time I play FF 2(4?) I won’t suffer again with leveling up Cecilia into the fine warrior he used to be pre-come out party. —grumble grumble game designers–
Anyways, pretty good recap indeed! Made my day +10% happier.
I don’t know if Ben has seen or played any of the Dissidia games but they definitely upped Cecilia’s gayness in them. His paladin form wears blue lipstick, shiny baubles on his head, and has hair that constantly looks windblown. Not to mention he spends most of his onscreen time running after Golbez trying to convince Golbez to join him…
And wow, I haven’t played any of the Dissidia games, but that description is compelling me to. Just when I thought they couldn’t possibly make him look any fruitier.
07.26.11 at 21:25
Thanks to Ben, next time I play FF 2(4?) I won’t suffer again with leveling up Cecilia into the fine warrior he used to be pre-come out party. —grumble grumble game designers–
Anyways, pretty good recap indeed! Made my day +10% happier.
07.29.11 at 15:59
I don’t know if Ben has seen or played any of the Dissidia games but they definitely upped Cecilia’s gayness in them. His paladin form wears blue lipstick, shiny baubles on his head, and has hair that constantly looks windblown. Not to mention he spends most of his onscreen time running after Golbez trying to convince Golbez to join him…
07.31.11 at 21:00
Epic indeed! Ben’s descriptions of the boss battles made me snicker extensively. Poor Milon tried so hard.
Also…
Wow. XD Gotta wonder if that was in the original Japanese, and somehow only got through in this version. Scary thought.
08.05.11 at 17:12
Glad you guys liked it!
And wow, I haven’t played any of the Dissidia games, but that description is compelling me to. Just when I thought they couldn’t possibly make him look any fruitier.