"Rose, honey, remind me again why you bothered saving him back there? You've managed to team yourself up with Goofus, Scatterbrain and Pauline here. This is so not good for your career arc as a badass video game character. Then again, the most handsome, drunk, and sexy game badass I know spent all his time with a whiny wanker and a stoner, so maybe you're on the right track after all."
Legend of Dragoon Part 6
Ben, these recaps almost make me wish I hadn’t relegated Breath of Fire IV to the “Banish to Gamestop” pile years ago. These are great, and would be even better if I remembered what the eff is happening in this game. Not that that is clear even if you play it, apparently.