"He yells at it, saying, 'I have no time to deal with you!' The wolfie-doggie whimpers and runs off. This thing could tear out your jugular vein, but one word from our boy and it turns tail and runs. Some forest guardian Fluffy turned out to be."
Legend of Dragoon Part 2
I seriously just got the “subtext” thing. Oh god. I have to wonder if the folks at Hasbro KNEW what they were doing, or if it really was just an accident. Either way, that’s absolutely priceless, and needs to be pinned up on a wall somewhere. Or a website prone to finding this sort of thing everywhere, particularly in games.