"Wedge assures his colleague: 'Not to worry. The [Circlet of Distinguishment] on her head robs her of all conscious thought. She'll follow orders.' I can't help but picture our heroine getting zapped by the Circlet (real name Slave Crown) and immediately running to the kitchen to bake pies, fold the laundry and fetch the guys a couple brewskies."
Final Fantasy VI Part 1
I seriously just got the “subtext” thing. Oh god. I have to wonder if the folks at Hasbro KNEW what they were doing, or if it really was just an accident. Either way, that’s absolutely priceless, and needs to be pinned up on a wall somewhere. Or a website prone to finding this sort of thing everywhere, particularly in games.