"Hot Chick enlists Twink to take her pictograph. 'Maybe he'll notice my affections...' Cue record scratch noise. 'He'? Uh-oh. Twink doesn't have the heart to tell this girl that everyone in this game is gay, and she's better off with Sue-Belle and her jugs. Keeping his mouth shut, he takes the required picture and agrees to show it to her crush. The poor girl."
Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Part 6
I seriously just got the “subtext” thing. Oh god. I have to wonder if the folks at Hasbro KNEW what they were doing, or if it really was just an accident. Either way, that’s absolutely priceless, and needs to be pinned up on a wall somewhere. Or a website prone to finding this sort of thing everywhere, particularly in games.