"Frodo and Samwise have a short conversation about encountering 'Curly Snails' out in the Grasslands, and whether Frodo has a sword to defend himself from the assuredly penis-like monsters. When he admits his sword is really crappy, Samwise chirps, 'No matter. My sword will protect us both.' Except she has a spear. Good one, writers."
Suikoden III Part 7
I seriously just got the “subtext” thing. Oh god. I have to wonder if the folks at Hasbro KNEW what they were doing, or if it really was just an accident. Either way, that’s absolutely priceless, and needs to be pinned up on a wall somewhere. Or a website prone to finding this sort of thing everywhere, particularly in games.