"The scantily-pixelled girl in question asks if Cecilia 'wants to see something' (somehow I don't think he's interested in what she has in mind) before performing a dance routine in which she shakes her sprite ass, sashays back and forth and leaps across the screen as if the LSD and speed combo she took last night hasn't worn off yet."
Final Fantasy IV Part 2
I seriously just got the “subtext” thing. Oh god. I have to wonder if the folks at Hasbro KNEW what they were doing, or if it really was just an accident. Either way, that’s absolutely priceless, and needs to be pinned up on a wall somewhere. Or a website prone to finding this sort of thing everywhere, particularly in games.