"Jeanne left us off with Twink and Sean Connery preparing to depart, now that Sean has his (magnum-sized) sail, but before they do there's something back in town Twink must attend to. No, I'm not talking about an 'extra credit oral exam' with Mrs. Seymour. Unless 'she's' hiding something under that dress."
Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Part 3
I seriously just got the “subtext” thing. Oh god. I have to wonder if the folks at Hasbro KNEW what they were doing, or if it really was just an accident. Either way, that’s absolutely priceless, and needs to be pinned up on a wall somewhere. Or a website prone to finding this sort of thing everywhere, particularly in games.