"Alf, guided by my ever-capable hands, explores the rooftop, finding a Swallow Eye in the process. Ew, I really shouldn't have included 'Alf' and 'Swallow' in the same sentence."
Breath of Fire III Part 2
I seriously just got the “subtext” thing. Oh god. I have to wonder if the folks at Hasbro KNEW what they were doing, or if it really was just an accident. Either way, that’s absolutely priceless, and needs to be pinned up on a wall somewhere. Or a website prone to finding this sort of thing everywhere, particularly in games.