"Twink's next stop is, unfortunately, the circle of rocks where the Kokiri kid is currently having his wicked way with a hot brownish-gray number in the center. I imagine that this kid, who shall now be named Brinco after my male rabbit (do the math), is even more of an outcast than Twink. At least Twink, fairyless though he was, participated in the usual activities of the Kokiri boys. This guy would rather fuck stones."
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Part 1
I seriously just got the “subtext” thing. Oh god. I have to wonder if the folks at Hasbro KNEW what they were doing, or if it really was just an accident. Either way, that’s absolutely priceless, and needs to be pinned up on a wall somewhere. Or a website prone to finding this sort of thing everywhere, particularly in games.