"Dracula supposes that the Big Bad Bart Company is after the Stone, and GM tells him that 'Rudvich' wants to use the power of the Holy Stones to make weapons, and they've abducted GM's father as leverage to get the Stone. Dracula tells GM that he'll instruct his men to find the Stone while they're in GOUG, too. Two birds, one Stone, as it were. ...Geddit? Oh, I slay myself."
Final Fantasy Tactics Part 4
I seriously just got the “subtext” thing. Oh god. I have to wonder if the folks at Hasbro KNEW what they were doing, or if it really was just an accident. Either way, that’s absolutely priceless, and needs to be pinned up on a wall somewhere. Or a website prone to finding this sort of thing everywhere, particularly in games.