"Steve conveniently regains consciousness long enough to bestow upon Cronabe her 'favorite amulet,' the magical-sounding Astral Amulet. Gosh, a mystical amulet. Not only is that Mary Sue Necessity #256, but it's also totally a Chrono Trigger reference! I am so excited and proud of myself for catching that! I think I will go onto fifty different message boards and type up a comprehensive Chrono Trigger/Chrono Cross reference sheet to prove my 1337ness so that all the chix will love me and I can get some tail!"
Chrono Cross Part 5
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
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