"As soon as Twink wraps his hot little hand around the key, a fucking Floor Masturbator appears, trying to handjob Twink back to the beginning of the dungeon. If he had any hope that this shadowy thing would have the least idea how to please him, they might be able to come to an arrangement. But Twink isn't about to chance it with this greasy-looking asshat when he can stop by Tingle Island for a quickie. Again, he's got standards, such as they are."
Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Part 8
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
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