"Flanked by his two chicks, Vyse wanks, 'Real sailors aren't afraid of the unknown. I want to see the world... I'm not going to rest until I've left my mark on it, and I won't let anything or anyone stand in my way.' You know, I could probably have copied and pasted one of the many speeches I've already recapped and saved myself the trouble of typing that shit out for the fiftieth time. But I guess I'm just a masochist at heart."
Skies of Arcadia Part 6
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
If you prefer your humor clean and respectful, this probably isn't the place for you. If you are a teenage boy who can't stand to see people on the internet call your favorite game characters homosexual, this probably isn't the place for you. If you expect your humor to be tailored to your specific tastes, this probably isn't the place for you. All angry e-mails will be mocked.
We have registration open to the general public, so we'd love to hear from you. That is, unless you are one of those people who's just showing up to make things unpleasant for us. Then, you'll be deleted and your posts will be mocked.