"I find out from Exposition!CreepyOldGuy that the armoured freaks are called Purifiers. They travel from town to town, purifying them of hexes. It's just a pity that they don't also purify them of Mary Sues. Speaking of Mary Sues, Sandy now wanks 'So...if we want to find out more about the hex, we should ask them, right?' Because we're all too stupid to figure that out for ourselves. May you rot in Mary Sue hell, Sandy."
Breath of Fire IV Part 3
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