"After a quick visit by the Black Screen God, we're back on the world map, a considerable distance away from Mist - on the other side of an entire mountain range, in fact. I think we're supposed to believe that the earthquake catapulted Cecilia and the girl (whose name, Rydia, I'm now going to use, since I'm sick to death of playing dumb about it) several miles away - now, I'm no seismologist, but that seems about as likely as Tidus having sex."
Final Fantasy IV Part 2
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
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