"Steve shuts up when Cronabe stands up and responds, 'Yes... I'm fine...' And this sudden bout of speech is still not enough to clue Steve in to the fact that This Is Not Cronabe. But I can't fault just Steve, because neither of the other two fucking rocket scientists in the room figure it out either. My God, forget the Dragon Tear -- harness the energy of the stupidity in this room, and you can power any fucking thing in the Chrono universe. Jesus."
Chrono Cross Part 8
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