"Upon its defeat, the Tongue of Valmar dissolves into the ground in a flash of light. The circle is clearly empty. When we return to the regular screen, however, the Tongue's broken body (pretend that phrase makes sense) lies quivering on the cobblestones. Whoops, game designers."
Grandia II Part 4
Ben tackles three separate dungeons and, let’s face it, probably an entire liquor cabinet in his latest Wild ARMs recap. And as a bonus, none of those dungeons really get the characters any closer to advancing the actual plot. Awesome.
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
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