"Big Gay Fitcher hands Flik some forged enrollment documentation for the kiddies to get into the academy. 'They're three years out-of-date,' he tells them, 'so please tell the guards you were delayed by the war.' Which war, I wonder. This one hasn't been going on for three years, and the last one ended exactly three years ago. Pointing the finger at either one, therefore, is a dead giveaway that you're lying, but something tells me those guards will be just gullible enough to accept this explanation."
Suikoden II Part 11
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