"Delita's sister, Rinoa, screams to be let go. A solid THWACK! hits the soundtrack and the camera swoops into action just in time to see a Happy Sunshine Cultist ride away from Beoulve Castle with Rinoa's limp form straddling his eager Chocobo. Ouch, I feel as though somebody just force-fed my imagination bleach."
Final Fantasy Tactics Part 2
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
If you prefer your humor clean and respectful, this probably isn't the place for you. If you are a teenage boy who can't stand to see people on the internet call your favorite game characters homosexual, this probably isn't the place for you. If you expect your humor to be tailored to your specific tastes, this probably isn't the place for you. All angry e-mails will be mocked.
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