"I don't know the logistics of opening a door with a metric fuckton of sand outside it, but the three kids may be lucky that the tunnel didn't fill up faster than...okay, I think I will refrain from typing that out. Let's just say it had to do with Seifer's schlong and Squally's ass. Use your imagination."
Final Fantasy VIII Part 10
Sam has finished another Anal Attorney recap, this one covering the first day of the fifth case. If you like long, impressive recaps, cases filled with plotholes, and the color fuchsia, then this will make your day.
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
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