"And we all know what else flowers symbolize, don't we? That's right, vaginas. Now technically I know we're talking about the outer
female genitalia here which is properly termed the vulva (take notes fanboys, though you won't ever need them), whereas it's the inner part that
is the vagina. However, since I am apparently dedicated to the downfall of women's lib, I am going to continue to use the term vagina in order
to spread misinformation."
Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Part 4
Sam has finished another Anal Attorney recap, this one covering the first day of the fifth case. If you like long, impressive recaps, cases filled with plotholes, and the color fuchsia, then this will make your day.
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
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