"Even though Kuromimi is the weakest and most useless member in the party at the moment, he accuses the others of being wusses. Well, yeah, they kind of are for thinking they're outmatched by these assclowns, but still -- shut up, Kuromimi."
Suikoden Part 6
I’ve been working on Cockarina of Time Part 5 for months, and I am so happy it’s finally done. Twink is less happy, as he finds out what might have happened to him while he was in a coma. Poor, poor Twink.
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
If you prefer your humor clean and respectful, this probably isn't the place for you. If you are a teenage boy who can't stand to see people on the internet call your favorite game characters homosexual, this probably isn't the place for you. If you expect your humor to be tailored to your specific tastes, this probably isn't the place for you. All angry e-mails will be mocked.
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