"The only 'guest' in this battle is Delita, who runs around the map of his own accord and says useful things like 'Cesario, watch out! Don't rush them!' before Cesario's turn, which prompts Cesario to retort, 'Don't patronize me Delita! I'm also a Beoulve!!' Also a Beoulve? Jesus, this is like a fucking soap opera! Who else in this battle is a Beoulve? Can I get a show of hands? Any evil twins that want to out themselves while we're at it?"
Final Fantasy Tactics Part 1
I’ve been working on Cockarina of Time Part 5 for months, and I am so happy it’s finally done. Twink is less happy, as he finds out what might have happened to him while he was in a coma. Poor, poor Twink.
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