"This section, like all areas of this stark and utilitarian incarceration center, is stuffed full of potions, magic spells and not-so-good armor, just in case a band of friends hell-bent on rescue happen to pop in for an impromptu jailbreak. Damn, have none of you evil baddies ever seen Supermax on The Learning Channel? They only play it four or five times a week, you know."
Legend of Dragoon Part 9
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
If you prefer your humor clean and respectful, this probably isn't the place for you. If you are a teenage boy who can't stand to see people on the internet call your favorite game characters homosexual, this probably isn't the place for you. If you expect your humor to be tailored to your specific tastes, this probably isn't the place for you. All angry e-mails will be mocked.
We have registration open to the general public, so we'd love to hear from you. That is, unless you are one of those people who's just showing up to make things unpleasant for us. Then, you'll be deleted and your posts will be mocked.