"The Tepid Trio takes off running up the path and hide behind the one tree in the whole damned Prairie. No one will ever think to look there! The guards finally catch up, and stand around looking like complete 'tards. What is it about this game that the baddies only look around one side and call it good? They're worse than Rent-a-Cops at the mall. You could walk out with half a store in your pocket, just don't litter or wear a black t-shirt."
Legend of Dragoon Part 3
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
If you prefer your humor clean and respectful, this probably isn't the place for you. If you are a teenage boy who can't stand to see people on the internet call your favorite game characters homosexual, this probably isn't the place for you. If you expect your humor to be tailored to your specific tastes, this probably isn't the place for you. All angry e-mails will be mocked.
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