"Okay, you know all those news stories where some guy did something bad, like murder his wife or rape a bunch of women or shoot up his school? And his parents are all, 'Oh, [Fucktard] would never do something like that! These allegations are totally false!' even though dogs know the guy did it? Because expelling someone out of your crotch (or expelling the material necessary to produce said person out of your crotch) mysteriously creates the world's biggest blind spot to their glaring issues (which is probably why they turned out the way they did, but I digress)?"
Suikoden Part 9
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