"Rudy gets lost and ends up at the far North part of town, behind a group of trees. A man stands guarding a chest containing 'Heat Salve', and proclaims that Rudy 'must have been bored to come all the way up here'. And yes, I did intend for that to sound dirty. Blame VGR. Also, the idea of an NPC lurking in the bushes with a tub of lube creeps me out, so I guide Rudy away as fast as the controller will allow."
Wild ARMs Part 2
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
If you prefer your humor clean and respectful, this probably isn't the place for you. If you are a teenage boy who can't stand to see people on the internet call your favorite game characters homosexual, this probably isn't the place for you. If you expect your humor to be tailored to your specific tastes, this probably isn't the place for you. All angry e-mails will be mocked.
We have registration open to the general public, so we'd love to hear from you. That is, unless you are one of those people who's just showing up to make things unpleasant for us. Then, you'll be deleted and your posts will be mocked.