"This triggers a second cut scene in De Loco's office. I never thought I'd be so happy to see the little fucker. He's still prattling on about Vyse's impending death. Just to spice things up a bit, here is some of the psycho's dialogue: 'And when you die, I want you to die slowly! Yes... slowly... really slowly... I want your brains to gush out of your head.' How sweet. Incidentally, he'd really enjoy watching me during the FFX pond scene."
Skies of Arcadia Part 8
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
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