"The camera angle changes as Fargay crouches down, whining about his arm. See, the game designers know that Fargay has magical ghost-fighting powers, but they don't want me to actually be able to use said powers to my advantage. So for some reason, they feel like they have to justify Fargay not being in my battle party. As if I'm not already used to them not giving reasons for shit. But whatever."
Chrono Cross Part 6
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