"Frodo somehow instinctively knows where to go and ignores all the tempting side paths, choosing instead to run along the river bank until he reaches a dead end. There he and his comrades find Wee Frodo, cowering from a vicious boar with large phallic tusks. I'm trying to play up this monster as impressive, because I think it's technically a boss battle, but it's the same kind of boar that shows up randomly on the plains. I fought two of these things five minutes ago without any problems."
-Sam,
Suikoden III Part 7
I’m too tired to come up with anything witty, but here’s another friggin’ awesome recap from Sam: Suikoden III Part 9! I bet you couldn’t figure that out from the title of the post.
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