"The green trinity is called the Trinity Ladder. Goofy stands fast, while Junior takes a cue from Dear Old Dad and leaps onto his friend's shoulders, humping Goofy's neck. @%$#!!! follows suit on Junior, and together they reach the treasure chest on the highest shelf. I don't know why these three have this obsession with humping each other every time they see a few marks on the ground, but I'd like it to please stop now. Unfortunately for me, I'm sure there will be plenty more opportunities to use the Trinity Tidus."
Kingdom Hearts Part 7
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
If you prefer your humor clean and respectful, this probably isn't the place for you. If you are a teenage boy who can't stand to see people on the internet call your favorite game characters homosexual, this probably isn't the place for you. If you expect your humor to be tailored to your specific tastes, this probably isn't the place for you. All angry e-mails will be mocked.
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