"The action returns to the bridge, where Pippi -- with full blow-job face -- whines, 'Don't come crying to me when your head bursts into flames... That glass eyepatch you wear will intensify the sun's rays and fry your brain.' Hee. Before I can make a comment about whether or not this would be an improvement, Pippi breaks down and admits that she was making it all up. I never would have guessed."
Skies of Arcadia Part 5
That’s right, bitches: Chrono Cross Part 9. This one kind of effed up my recapping catch-up schedule, I admit. But let’s not write dickheaded forum posts about my slow ass — let’s enjoy the hallucinogenic carnival ride that is Chrono Cross. Hooray!
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