"'Your Majesty!' whines Cecilia, for the 5839th time in this recap. I think he only knows those two words. It's like the kid whose first word is 'fuck', and who proceeds to shout the word at the top of his voice everywhere he goes. Yup, trips to the supermarket are REALLY fun when that happens. Not that I speak from experience, you understand."
Final Fantasy IV Part 1
That’s right, bitches: Chrono Cross Part 9. This one kind of effed up my recapping catch-up schedule, I admit. But let’s not write dickheaded forum posts about my slow ass — let’s enjoy the hallucinogenic carnival ride that is Chrono Cross. Hooray!
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