"First of all, bows don't make a decent close range melee weapon. Secondly, it takes a fair amount of arm strength to operate a bow with any efficiency. Yes, there are women who can do it, but no spaghetti-armed teenybopper is going to be able to just pick up a bow and start kicking ass."
Legend of Dragoon Part 2
That’s right, bitches: Chrono Cross Part 9. This one kind of effed up my recapping catch-up schedule, I admit. But let’s not write dickheaded forum posts about my slow ass — let’s enjoy the hallucinogenic carnival ride that is Chrono Cross. Hooray!
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
If you prefer your humor clean and respectful, this probably isn't the place for you. If you are a teenage boy who can't stand to see people on the internet call your favorite game characters homosexual, this probably isn't the place for you. If you expect your humor to be tailored to your specific tastes, this probably isn't the place for you. All angry e-mails will be mocked.
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