"The shot cuts to an indoor stadium, packed to the nosebleeds with screaming people. I'm led to believe that this is the area under the blitzball 'field,' but the sphere of water that was so obviously present two seconds ago is nowhere to be seen now. I must just be crazy, since there's no way the game designers would let an inconsistency slip into their immaculate work of art."
Final Fantasy X-2 Part 1
That’s right, bitches: Chrono Cross Part 9. This one kind of effed up my recapping catch-up schedule, I admit. But let’s not write dickheaded forum posts about my slow ass — let’s enjoy the hallucinogenic carnival ride that is Chrono Cross. Hooray!
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
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