"As in the Kobold Village, there's no one here at the moment who feels like tagging along with Barry on his grand gay adventures. Temporary sigh of relief. There is, however, a rather fantabulous armor shop just begging for Barry's missing cash, as well as an item shop selling all sorts of weird Kobold delicacies. Yeah, I'm all for a expanding your palette and so on, but Kobold Pie sounds about as appetizing as spotted dick."
Suikoden II Part 10
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