"Barry and Big Gay Fitcher prod Ridley with every guilt trip tactic they possess, but he seems unwilling to budge, until they all hear a noise from the battlefield. Who the hell knows how they can tell from all the way in the Kobold district, but it's the Wingers, come to help save their town. Makai's all surprised that these vagrants would show interest in protecting their home, unlike you, me and anyone with two brain cells to rub together. Remember. U-N-I-T-Y."
Suikoden II Part 10
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