"'Fly, Navi, fly! The fate of the forest, nay, the world, depends upon thee!' the Dicku Tree screams. Fucking drama queen. From such a frantic command, we might expect Navi's journey to find Twink to have an air of urgency, possibly accompanied by some sort of tense music. Instead, the game designers thought the best way to illustrate this sequence was to show the flight from Navi's point of view, complete with happy, frolicking music and 'comic' collisions with objects."
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Part 1
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
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