"Shelinda further exemplifies the role of television news personality by asking Yuna, in earnest, 'And speaking of puzzling, why the sudden career change to sphere hunting?' If Yuna had any wit whatsoever, I would hope she would respond, 'Well, I hit a wall of sorts in my previous career. See, I did this thing called summoning before where I would summon aeons so I could defeat Sin. But funny thing, all the aeons are gone and so is Sin! I figured that was as good a reason as any to send out my resumé, YOU VACUOUS DIPSHIT.'"
Final Fantasy X-2 Part 7
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