"So it's down to this. Give the AWESOM-O sphere to the Youth League and New Yevon hates us. Give it up to New Yevon and the Youth League will beat us up after class and steal our lunch money. Well, if we hand the AWESOM-O sphere to New Yevon, we can formally kiss 100% completion goodbye forever, and I'm just too anal retentive much of a completist to let that happen. Youth League it is!"
-Kelly,
Final Fantasy X-2 Part 6
I’ve been working on this one for months. Now that I’m done with school, I have a lot more time to recap. Hopefully it will be finished soon, but in the meantime, here are a couple of excerpts:
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis and gay jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
If you prefer your humor clean and respectful, this probably isn't the place for you. If you are a teenage boy who can't stand to see people on the internet call your favorite game characters homosexual, this probably isn't the place for you. If you expect your humor to be tailored to your specific tastes, this probably isn't the place for you. All angry e-mails will be mocked.
We have registration open to the general public, so we'd love to hear from you. That is, unless you are one of those people who's just showing up to make things unpleasant for us. Then, you'll be deleted and your posts will be mocked.
