"On the way out of the room, I realize that the sniggering sound the Chus make is identical to the goblins in the movie Labyrinth. Like in the part near the beginning where Sarah wishes her brother away and then the lights stop working and she has to go back into the creepy room with all the little creatures sneaking around and giggling at her when she looks away. Man, did I ever have to fast forward that scene back in the day. Yes, I was scared of some damn muppets. I was -- and still am -- the hugest chicken ever. So anyway, some new nightmares for me, thanks to that association. I really needed that."
Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Part 8
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
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