"With the Masturbator Sword in the center of the seal, Twink conducts and Makar begins to play. Fabo the Ghost joins in to give the song that extra zing, and I'm surprised the Triforce symbol and the Masturbator Sword don't just explode with rainbow power right now."
Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Part 9
The third installment of Persona 4 by Ben is now up, and it is a whopper. This is it, everyone, the recap you have all been waiting for: the gayest dungeon ever. Ganondorf Glamour, Inc. would be sooooooooooo jealous.
If you’re looking for a buttfucking good time, check out Sam’s latest Suikoden III recap. Well, I’m not sure Sam had such a good time considering who she was recapping, but that usually means a good time for the rest of us. Sorry, Sam!
Ben tackles three separate dungeons and, let’s face it, probably an entire liquor cabinet in his latest Wild ARMs recap. And as a bonus, none of those dungeons really get the characters any closer to advancing the actual plot. Awesome.
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis and gay jokes.
And now we're blogging, too! You can hardly contain your excitement. I suggest you do so anyway. We don't need to see that shit.
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