"Hagrid responds by asking them if they would have been able to bring themselves to kill the Nue had they known she had cubs. None of the party members answer, so the answer is obviously 'No'. And with that, we fade out. What with this little 'moral of the tale' segment and the blindingly-bright, cutesy graphics, I almost have to remind myself that I'm not playing one of those crappy edutainment games that were so popular among the OMG PROTECT THE CHILDRUNN!!! brigade a few years back."
Breath of Fire III Part 2
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
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