"Frog warns the party that, despite the hooker gear, Flea is not a woman to be trifled with, which earns an outcry from Flea: 'What the...?! Hey, I'm a GUY!' Wow. Wow. Who the hell did Michael Balzary piss off at Square? I mean, come on, The Red Hot Chili Peppers aren't that bad. Really. I guess somebody must have taken the criticism to keep his wang in the hangar a little TOO seriously."
Chrono Trigger Part 5
From the site's title, you should pretty much be able to figure out what we do. Okay, fine, I'll spell it out for you -- we recap the plots of various video games, using sarcasm as well as a slew of penis jokes.
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