"'You're looking for Teepo, right, Alf?' Miss Piggy says, just in case he's somehow managed to forget this tiny matter in the fifteen minutes since she last mentioned it. 'And he's a kid too, right? So maybe these kids will know something about him, right?' she continues, ignoring the fact that her reasoning sounds incredibly far-fetched. I mean, she must think that children have some universal kiddy grapevine or something."
Breath of Fire III Part 4
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