"Now we return to regular gameplay mode where there is almost no animation whatsoever. In fact, it's just a crappy overworld map shot of the cargo ship flying to Lindblum. It's the same sort of anticlimactic as the crappy overworld map shot of the SeeD ship after the big spider robot chase scene in FFVIII. Oh wait, I forgot that this game is supposed to be completely different than Final Fantasy VIII. Sorry about that, game designers."
Final Fantasy IX Part 4
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