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12.17.09

The Slacker Returns

Ugh. Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhh…

Okay, let’s not tiptoe around the big Tidus in the room. I know, I know. It’s been way too long — again! — since an update. Newsflash! I still suck.

But there is some good news buried inside this giant steaming pile of procrastination. In the month of November, instead of participating in NaNoWriMo in the traditional sense, I used that time to write 50,000 words of recaps. So it was more of a NaReWriMo, really. So how many recaps does 50,000 words make? Well, I wrote three full recap installments (Tales of Symphonia, Suikoden, and Skies of Arcadia), each of which is more than long enough to split in half. Technically, that’s six recaps. You read that right: I have six recap drafts completely written. You’d better believe I’m going to be parceling those fuckers out and buying myself some more recapping time.

I still need to go through and do screenshots and editing, but those don’t take anywhere near as long as the actual recap writing process. So sometime before Christmas, look for the first of six new recaps. Six! (Yes, that means I wrote six recaps in a single month. For the love of God, don’t make me do that again.)


Posted by Jeanne at 14:47

08.25.09

8-Bit Trip

Excuse me, I think I’ll be over here in the corner, having multiple nerdgasms.


Posted by Kelly at 19:30

04.20.09

This has nothing at all to do with video games, or penises. I just think it’s really, really, REALLY cool, and not at all as disturbing as the version of Bohemian Rhapsody used in the cock train video.


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Posted by Kelly at 17:43

03.29.09

All aboard the cock train!

I post the following video with no comment. I’m sure you guys will think of some. 


Posted by Kelly at 08:06

03.20.09

Square Toys, Round Holes

Honestly, I think the guys and gals over in Squenix-land have just given up all pretense of subtlety, not that they had much to begin with. Behold the new Square-Enix merchandising mecca.

We ask for subtext, they give us supertext. Covered in plastic and glitter, and vaguely penis shaped objects. Oh, Square, you just never stop bringing the goods.


Posted by Kelly at 23:11


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