02.17.12 Happy 10th Birthday! Holy shit, you guys — VGR is ten years old. That’s a big, round, RPG-worthy number. I have to leave for work soon, so that’s going to be my excuse for not writing a novel length gushy post here. Sure, I could have written it in advance, but — hey, look over there! Anyway, thanks so much to Sam, Ben, and Ryan for all their awesome recaps this year. I’m so grateful to their many years of contributions to the site. Thanks also to those of you who are still reading. And last, but certainly not least…new recaps! Wild ARMs 3 Part 2 by Ben Xenosaga Part 13 by Sam Congratulations to Sam for finishing the Xenosaga recap! I can’t even imagine what an ordeal that must have been, but it was an enjoyable ordeal for the rest of us, so hooray! Tags: site anniversary, wild arms 3, xenosaga Posted in Announcements, Recaps | 6 Comments » Posted by Jeanne at 09:07

10.30.11 Wild ARMs Part 5 I hope you’re ready for some more hot PENIS action! Wild ARMs Part 5 is now up. Heh…”up.” Anyway, this recap includes a completely legitimate heterosexual wedding. You know, just like all those other completely legitimate heterosexual RPG weddings. Yeah. I owe Ben a huge apology for taking so long to post his recap. God, I’m such a dick sometimes. Tags: wild arms Posted in Recaps | 1 Comment » Posted by Jeanne at 16:47

08.28.11 Lunar: Silver Star Story Part 8 Great news! The last Xenosaga recap didn’t kill Sam, so she was able to provide us with another recap. Hooray! And this one has a whole lot less raping in it, which is also awesome. That’s not to say it was a completely stress-free experience for Sam. But it does involve naked dudes bathing together. Tags: lunar: silver star story Posted in Recaps | 3 Comments » Posted by Jeanne at 19:02

08.01.11 Chrono Trigger Part 6 It’s time for another Chrono Trigger recap! Get it — “time”? Because the game is about time travel? I’ll be here all night, folks. In Part 6, the game designers foreshadow some of the crack-induced fuckery that they’ll foist upon us in Chrono Cross, and Ryan lives to tell the tale. Tags: chrono trigger Posted in Recaps | 1 Comment » Posted by Jeanne at 21:50

07.22.11 Final Fantasy IV Part 4 It’s another awesome recap from Ben! In this installment of the badly-translated FFIV, Cecilia has a personal revelation — or at least he goes public with what dogs already knew. It’s very epic. Tags: Final Fantasy IV Posted in Recaps | 4 Comments » Posted by Jeanne at 20:27